May 22, 2012Comments Off on Episode CXLI: Operation: Chicken Burrito
Can you sink the Bastards’ battleship? Statistics say…no.
This week the B3 crew mourn the impending death of Boston’s last alternative rock radio station, and how it will be a grim day for music lovers everywhere. King Baby Duck and Blueonic review the new film Battleship, the games Max Payne 3 and Sonic The Hedgehog 4: Episode II are examined, and Anvil gives his weekly sports report.
May 15, 2012Comments Off on Episode CXL: Damn, That Alice Cooper’s An Ugly Woman!
It is with most regret that the Bastards have to indulge themselves with some, as they say, fresh blood.
This week the B3 crew gripe about how their childhood heroes are all dropping like flies, then jump into their thoughts on the Merrimack Repertory Theatre’s production of Ghost-Writer. The week in sports is discussed, the demos for Spec Ops: The Line, Kinect Star Wars, and Minecraft are played, and Tim Burton’s remake of Dark Shadows is reviewed.
May 8, 2012Comments Off on Episode CXXXIX: Ave–PUT THOSE NIPPLES AWAY, HULK!!!
Avengers time. C’mon, grab your friends. We’ll go to very distant lands!
This week the gang tear a new asshole in parents who bring their children to a film that is neither appropriate or would hold their short attention spans, before going into the movie of the moment: The Avengers. Anvil gives his weekly sports report, tributes to the late Patriots player Junior Seau and Beastie Boy Adam “MCA” Yauch are held, and the demo for Dirt Showdown is examined.
May 1, 2012Comments Off on Episode CXXXVIII: Quoth The Raven, "Piss Off!!!"
Recorded once upon a midnight dreary, while Bastards pondered weak and weary…
This week the B3 crew takes a look at the demos for Dragon’s Dogma, Ninja Gaiden 3, Bloodforge, Deep Black – Episode 1, and The Walking Dead – Episode 1. John Cusack’s performance in The Raven is critiqued, the week in sports is examined, and the Bastards listen with delight to Jack White’s new album.
April 24, 2012Comments Off on Episode CXXXVII: The B3 Stooges
Nyuk nyuk nyuk! BOOP!
This week the B3 crew gets into Record Store Day discussion, which somehow leads to a 4/20 rant and back around again. The week in sports is put on the table, and Blueonic happily goes Tourette’s with Trials Evolution and the Ghost Recon: Future Soldier beta. Finally the movies The Three Stooges, Lockout, and The Lucky One are reviewed.
April 17, 2012Comments Off on Episode CXXXVI: You Don’t Drop The Soap. The Soap Drops You!
After spending last weekend at two conventions, the Bastards reconvene for an all-new episode.
This week King Baby Duck and Blueonic share their thoughts on PAX East 2012, and Anvil manages to find reasons why he had some sort of fun at Anime Boston. The week in sports is discussed, as are the demo version of Sniper Elite V2 and Fez.
April 3, 2012Comments Off on Episode CXXXV: Con, The Wrath of Titan!
With PAX East and Anime Boston a couple days away the Bastards get their final gear together before embarking on their amazing journeys.
This week the B3 crew share what they are looking forward to at PAX East 2012 and Anime Boston 2012, and cross their fingers that they have their minds blown away by what will be happening. Anvil gives his weekly sports report, and the Bastards wonder why Wrath of the Titans was such a bore. Finally the demos for Zack Zero, Closure, and Wrecked Revenge Revisited are examined.
March 20, 2012Comments Off on Episode CXXXIII: Korean Jesus Needs Additional Pylons!
St. Patrick’s Day has come and gone, but the Bastards are here to stay in a brand-new episode!
This week the B3 crew discuss the traditions of St. Patrick’s Day, as well as share future drink suggestions for future years of the holiday. Anvil gives his weekly sports report, and the crew give their initial thoughts on the new game Shoot Many Robots. A tangent on classic toys and candy is taken to new extremes, and the movies 21 Jump Street and The Guard are put to task.
March 6, 2012Comments Off on Episode CXXXI: Pictures Of That Chick From "Lost"
Teg returns. Hijinks ensue.
This week the B3 crew are pissed at a new law in Russia that was solely passed to punish their favorite metal band, but are then happy to hear the sounds of Busdriver’s new album Beaus$Eros. The demos for FIFA Street, MLB 2K11, and Nexuiz are looked at, and Teg gives his initial thoughts on Kingdoms of Amular: Reckoning and Vessel. Last year’s hit film Real Steel is reviewed, and Anvil watches Adam Sandler as both Jack and Jill, followed by a quick sports report. Plus the Bastards premiere a brand-new track from Molice’s upcoming album Neugravity.
February 28, 2012Comments Off on Episode CXXX: What’s He Doing With His Hands?
The Bastards get all patriotic on your ass on a brand-new episode. (WARNING: This episode will contain spoilers.)
This week the B3 crew look at the new movie Act of Valor, dissecting its story, realism, and portrayal of real-life SEALs in action. Anvil gives his weekly sports report, the demos for Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm – Generations, SSX, and Alan Wake’s American Nightmare are put under review, and Saignement and Anvil give their first impressions on the full version of UFC Undisputed 3.
