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Episode CXLIV: A Beer Bottle To The Back Of The Head Solves All The Problems!

This episode features a lot of military jazz hands!

This week the King tries to get a little political for a woman who was kicked off the Michigan’s House floor for uttering a “v-word,” the B3 crew look at the new Adam Sandler movie That’s My Boy, and Anvil gives his weekly sports report. Blueonic and Anvil share their thoughts on Lollipop Chainsaw, KBD tells about his trials and errors with the game Babel Rising, and Blueonic goes into detail about the new EA Sports NCAA Football 13. Finally the Hives’ new album Lex Hives is looked at.

Fill yourself up with cake and lollipops! It’s Episode 144: A Beer Bottle To The Back Of The Head Solves All The Problems!

Episode CXLIII: The E3 Texas Hold ‘Em

The King returns from LA…

This week the B3 crew gather around for another edition of “Guess Who Died This Week?” and Chapter 63 of the MBTA “Oh, For Fuck’s Sake!” KBD shares his thoughts and favorites about this year’s E3, Anvil gives his weekly sports report, and another discussion about the movie Goon is raised.

It’s all plugged in here in Episode 143: The E3 Texas Hold ‘Em!

Episode XCVII: Horton Comes To Life

Can Blueonic go one episode without dropping the f-bomb? He tries…

This week the B3 crew go off nostalgically regarding old commercials, pizza and POGs, and King Baby Duck and Anvil share their thoughts on the new Fucked Up album David Comes To Life. Plus Anvil introduces an up-and-coming band from the local area called Scare Don’t Fear. The Bastards show their excitement regarding the Bruins entering the Stanley Cup Finals, and Mr. Cuse reports on the now-first place Red Sox and NBA Finals. Finally everyone gives their two cents on what to expect at this year’s E3.

It’s all right here on Episode 97: Horton Comes To Life! (Warning: This episode may cause Sweaty Ball Syndrome)

PS: Congratulations to Angela Grant from Framingham, the winner of our Widow Sunday meet-and-greet contest!

Dirk to Infinity and Beyond: The Tale of the Mavericks

The Dallas Mavericks are going back to the NBA Finals for the first time since 2006! They hope for a better result than five years ago, and frankly I can’t blame them.

In 2006 they were up two games to 0, and seemingly poised to win their first NBA title when disaster struck. They proceeded to lose four games in a row to the Miami Heat, the team they will play against in this years finals. Dwayne Wade scored 42 points and Dallas blew a 13-point lead with six minutes to go. Dallas’s phenom center Dirk Nowitzki actually had a chance to tie the game with a little over three seconds to play, but uncharacteristically missed one of two free throws. Dallas never recovered from that painful loss, and lost the next 3 games. Dallas went on to win 67 games behind Dirk the following year and earn a #1 seed, only to fall to the Golden State Warriors despite Dirk’s efforts.

The Mavericks have continued their winning ways mostly because of their star center. This year the Mavericks put together a strong nucleus of Jason Terry, Shawn Marion, Tyson Chandler, and J.J. Barrera. For most of his time in Dallas Dirk has led a slightly above average Mavericks team to 50+ win seasons, which is quite a feat if you think about it. Being Dallas’s only superstar he has had to deal with double and triple teams; but he has somehow managed to overcome all of this adversity. He has been like a machine in the 2011 playoffs, hitting the most impossible shots. I hope Dirk wins the championship because of all he has been through. Now he gets his chance at redemption!

Written by Mr. Cuse

Episode XCVI: Raise Your Slim Jims To The Sky

Ooooooh yeah, don’t you dare miss this all-new episode of the Boston Bastard Brigade, or else someone’s gonna put the hurt on ya!

This week the Bastards take their hats off to pay tribute to the late “Macho Man” Randy Savage, as well as recover from two bad games in the Boston sports world. King Baby Duck tells you why you need to see Guitar Wolf live, and Blueonic shares his experiences with the recent Deftones concert. King Baby Duck reviews Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, and he and Anvil give their reasons why Bridesmaids is one comedy you can’t miss. Finally find out why the demo for Sega Rally Online Arcade disappoints.

It’s all right here in Episode 96: Raise Your Slim Jims To The Sky!

Episode XCV: Leave It To Steampunk

The Bastards welcome a couple guests, who in return bring them into their world.

This week Anvil & Mr. Cuse give their weekly sports report, including their feelings on the playoff losses of both the Celtics and Bruins. Then special guests Locke and Adie of The Vagabonds take the B3 crew on a strange trip through the world of steampunk. Hear their thoughts regarding the recent International Steampunk City in Waltham, a semi-review of Sucker Punch (with spoilers!) and various other films, games and TV series that feature steampunk predominantly, and give their thoughts on why steampunk isn’t “the new goth.”

It’s all right here in Episode 95: Leave It To Steampunk; a tuition-free, lesson-filled show that will give you the 411 on one hell of a genre!

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Episode XCIV: Mother’s Day Extravaganza (Not-So) Special

The Bastards this week spend zero time paying tribute to their mothers, and instead pull back in a comrade that hasn’t been around much.

This week the B3 crew share their thoughts on the death of Osama Bin Laden, as everyone else seems to be. King Baby Duck goes hands-on with the Gears of War 3 beta, and looks at the demo for LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean: The Video Game. He and Blueonic review the demo for Red Faction: Armageddon, Blueonic gives his reasons why the Call of Duty: Black Ops – Escalation pack is a must-own and Shades Blackflame leaves first impressions of Portal 2.

Anvil, Mr. Cuse and King Baby Duck share their reasons why Thor is a must-see, and Blueonic tells the listeners to stay away from the direct-to-DVD S.W.A.T.: Firefight. Finally Anvil and Mr. Cuse look at the week in sports, and what they expect of the Bruins during the next round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

It’s all right here in Episode 94: Mother’s Day Extravaganza (Not-So) Special!

Episode XCIII: That’s What Your Mouth’s For!

After taking a week off the Bastards are back to get into the swing of things…in their pants!

This week King Baby Duck & Blueonic review the movie Middle Men, the 2010 film starring Luke Wilson. Anvil & Mr. Cuse conduct their weekly sports report, and give their thoughts on the NFL Draft Picks. The new web-series Mortal Kombat: Legacy is on the table, and the B3 crew give their thoughts on both the new Nintendo system and the PSN fiasco.

It’s all right here in Episode 93: That’s What Your Mouth’s For!

Episode LXXIII: Two Bullets In The Head & A Metal Plate

After taking the week off the Bastards return refreshed and anew. Plus a lost member returns…

This week the B3 crew review the demos for Saw II: Flesh & Bone, And Yet It Moves, ThruSpace, Bit.Trip Fate and Jett Rocket. The guys take a look at the new movie Faster, and Shades Blackflame gives his opinion on the film Entangled. Finally Anvil delivers a big hunk of sports for all our jocks out there.

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Episode LXXII: Back In The ‘Nam…

The Bastards manage to pull themselves away from the Black Ops to bring you another fun episode.

This week the B3 crew gripes about Christmas coming too early, as well as the BS study that texting can lead to sex, drugs and alcohol. Plus they review the video game Call of Duty: Black Ops, and King Baby Duck shares his feelings about the new CSI: Fatal Conspiracy demo. Anvil gives his weekly sports report, and finish it all up with a few looks at Megamind, Grown-Ups and Jonah Hex.